Shawn

Condoleeza Rice is a dumb bitch.

There I said it.

Working christmas eve!

So much fun. On a side note, I will pay Santa a huge sum of cookies if he can provide me a list of the the 1,000,000 naughtiest girls over the age of 18 in the world (needs to come in a database so its fully sortable with such fields as breast size, hair color, number of people killed, kinkiness quotient, etc).

"Parachutes don't work very well over Mach 2..."

Gotta love quotes from Nasa engineers...

I need to incorporate myself asap. This way when someone tries to make an evil clone of me, I can sue them for copyright violation or force them to license my DNA.

Oh and I'm copyrighting that idea above so if it appears in a movie or real life, I'm sueing. While we're at it let me copyright the idea of copyrighting everything I do just in case someone else wants to do it later.


Anyway, everyone check out Genetic Savings and Clone... and yes, it is a real company.

The only thing I've learnt from love is how to shoot at someone that outdrew me.

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

I feel like I'm fucking babysitting at work...

"Well blah blah blah, they scheduled our breaks and lunches"
My response?
And you liked that? Jesus do you need someone to hold your fucking hand when you go to the bathroom too? I know that for me I damn well want to take a break or lunch when I feel like it, not when some piece of paper tells me to. Why on earth would you want less worker rights?

I don't hate my job, its quite enjoyable at times. However I can't deal with co-workers who have no clue what they are doing and use that to try to enforce policy. "I'm new and clueless and I think this should be like this!" Yeah that makes a lot of sense. Quit being such a goddamn noob and learn the process. Don't even get me started on the lunch thing. And I swear to god if you question me again on what I do we're going to have a problem.


Ugh I'm so pissed off right now...

8:20AM:

So it begins...

I woke up late, didn't get to shower, have not eaten anything and have crappy tea from the vending machine. Not too good of a way to start the day off. On the other hand, I do get Monday off now and it is beautiful outside making my breaks a little better.

So whats up? Most of you are probably sleeping and it dawned on me that most of you will probably also be in bed by the time I get home from work. So far, no calls. Although I'm already seeing signs that this might be a long day. But fear not, I have an internet connection, an ipod and a nintendo DS. Blockbuster entertainment, Paramount Pictures and CBS Television & Radio are no match for me.

9:50 AM:

Received one call so far, they hung up just as I picked it up. Score 1 for me. Problem...
IBM Cafetaria: Closed.
Dunkin Donuts: Closed.
Robbies Deli: Open until 3.
This is going to be a major pain later on today.

11:13 AM:

Not too bad... 3 down *sigh*. Final Fantasy Tactics is an extremely fucked up game. This just needs to be said right now. Maybe I'll play some metroid later... not a big fan of it, but I like this whole touch screen thing.

11:41 AM:

The severity of my situation is alarming me now. I'm really tired. Was hoping to not be like this until tonight. Crap...

1:00 PM:

5 down...

2:21 PM:

The onset of boredom is maddening. My only hope lies in finding a vessel and 4 stout men to man the gallows. We'll weather this storm or die trying!
Gave up on metroid... no more tetris, back to the "lets all get silly now" final fantasy game.

4:56 PM:

9 down, 7 to go. Sorta...
Pondering what I'm going to do for lunch... definitely coffee, definitely coffee.

6:08 PM:

Lindsey's journal is a bug zapper...I <3 it so much.

7:37 PM:

There was no compensation of any kind on Saturday.

9:39 PM:

November 25th, 2004 is now officially in the top 5 worst days of my life.

Stay tuned tomorrow for my thanksgiven extravaganza. 16 hours, spent at work with nothing but my vast intellect and an internet connection. Will I snap? Will I drop dead? Who knows!

Hey kids... been awhile

I've turned into the perfect little consumer and it is sickening.
Wireless keyboard and mouse.
Ipod mini
USB 2 PCI card
512 megs of PC2100 ram for Lindsey
A Geforce 6800oc video card so that I could give lindsey my Geforce 5200.

Everything from best buy... god I loathe them. I'm now decreeing that if you hear me say "lets go to best buy" club me in the head with something. No more best buy for me. The company sucks, overcharges and has too much crap that I want.

When the 5-9s down, what the fuck you gonna do? Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Tooth is killing me. I swear to god it better be a wisdom tooth so that the hospital can knock me out and surgically remove it. This whole "lets use a minature power drill and you let me know when it hurts" thing doesn't fly for me.

Tired of feeling used and like I have to carry the fucking world for everyone. Real fucking tired of it.

Some sites worth checking out:

Foamy
and
Zipperfish
also
Penny Arcade

And you are all bastards. And I'm realizing I'm not trendy enough, I should be hanging out with girls that are on suicide girls, going to raves, listening to crap music and pretending I give a crap about art. Maybe I'll buy an ipod and pretend I'm an atheist who craves anarchy while being a nihlist.

upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

Yes I wrote that and yes I'm a gay art jackass for it. I hope you're happy.

So I said I was lonely.
They said get a job.
I went down to the local plant and got a job.

So I said I was lonely.
They said get some friends.
I went to the party and made some friends.

So I said I was lonely.
They said have some sex.
I went to the bar and bought her breakfast the next day.

So I said I was lonely.
They said get a girlfriend.
This time I took her to a movie and bought her dinner before buying her breakfast the next morning.

So I said I was lonely.
They said get a dog.
I went to the pet store and picked a cute one.

So I said I was lonely.
They said find jesus.
I looked all over but couldn't find him in the church.

So I said Are you lonely?
They said yes.
So I said to hell with them, found myself and am not lonely anymore.

Yay for road etiquette.

Some guy kept flashing his lights at me and I started to get annoyed before I remembered that it means theres a cop. Sure enough a cop was parked down a side road at a 45 degree angle away from the direction I was heading. I would of completely missed him if the guy hadn't tipped me off. Its been a long time since I've seen someone do that.

No internet for the whole weekend. How can you have an internet outage that last that long? Its rediculous. Infrastructure people!
So with that said I did a whole lot of sleeping since I don't watch TV and ran out of movies Saturday night.

If you say "I hate bush"... I hate you.
If you say "I love bush"... I hate you.
Voting for vengence is a horrible horrible thing although an unfortunate side-effect of a 2 party system.